It's new, shiny and plastic, and oh so very expensive!!!

It has been quite a long time since my last post on this 'ere bloggy thingamawhatsit. Much has happened - none of which will i regale you with, so there. My bid'ness is my bid'ness and that's that. I figure i've already said too much about some of it on this blog already. Nothing like ripping out your own bleeding heart and presenting it to the world while it's still pumping and saying 'come on, people - love it. It's so cute and red and oh my goodness there seems to be something wrong with it, cause its not flopping the way it used to.'

All i will say to this end is that i have successfully transplanted it back into my body and made a few adjustments so that it works a hell of a lot better than it ever did before. It's like cybernetic or something! Okay, more like i have actually fixed the defects and it now simply functions properly. This dangerous and expensive procedure should probably have been performed ages ago but due to budgetary constraints on my intelligence which prioritized it somewhere behind a grilled cheese sandwich for breakfast it hadn't been done and then, much like everything in a governmental system, was only tended to well after it had blown up.

Anyway. So. Why post now? You will all say. All of you. Come on. Say it. (crickets chirp, the odd tumbleweed drifts past) No good reason actually.

I have written a screenplay. Yay!!! (and for all of you who know me [again with the tumbleweed, a crow caws in the vast expanse] you may say, okay - how much of this alleged screenplay) Answer: The whole darned thing! The thing about writing the screenplay that i learned is that i love writing. I mean really. The act of typing on a keyboard is sort of like playing the piano or singing. (one of which i can sorta do and the other is a totally cool mystery to me) After finishing the screenplay - which is actually in the final stages of the final edit right now - i just went on a kick of screenplays. I have seven of them in the works right now in various stages and ideas for new ones just keep popping up in my head. Sometimes they are screenplay ideas and sometimes they are just the odd, random, somewhat clever thought about the days events.

Seeing as it's pretty difficult to jot down the odd random days events in Screenwriting format and seeing as a screenwriting formatting program is the only available word processor i have these days, i have decided to get back into the whole blogging thing. What the hell, huh? Join the masses!

So. I guess you could say this blog is sort of the reboot, in more ways than one. That is not to say i won't write some of the more philosophical stuff that i promised ALL of you earlier, but i can honestly say it probably isn't going to be of the same vein as before - cause let's face it the psychological stuff is my business. I am and must be my own therapist so thanks for listening to my crap but that's all there is.

Oh! And i will actually have artwork and links to some of the screenplay stuff as they become available. Basically it'll be you average run of the mill blog but hopefully enjoyable for all.

So there you go. Too bad my head is sorta empty right now or i would start with something really clever and interesting but nope. It's not there. Oh well. I'm off to sit on a pillow.